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| Thursday, July 9th, 2009 | | 12:37 am |
| | Thursday, June 11th, 2009 | | 10:23 pm |
In lieu of substance, here's a meme
01. Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper at their livejournal. 02. Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper. 03. Don't change your wallpaper before doing this. The point is to see what you had on.  1. It's Spider Jerusalem. 2. I work on a help desk. 3. It's Spider Jerusalem 4. I work on a help desk. 5. It's Spider Jerusalem. | | Friday, May 8th, 2009 | | 8:00 pm |
 OK, so Robin's probably gay, Joker is obsessed with boners and is grabbing Batman's ass, but Batman is still every bit a upstanding paradigm of manly heterosexuality. | | Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 | | 1:34 pm |
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Apple's claim to fame is that they invented the PC even though it was actually invented by the CTC . Apple is also known as the one company that had to be paid by Microsoft to stay in business. Led by all-star douchebag Steve Jobs, Apple is the favorite high-tech company of "artistes" everywhere. This is because people believe Apple makes awesome computers that off-set their exorbitant price by becoming obsolete only once every thursday. The truth is, they are merely victims of the Reality Distortion Field. While Apple may have done some neat things in the past, they are now just a music company. Mac users were once the most annoying computer fans on the planet. Now they are the second most annoying, just slightly after Linux users. They are continuously bragging about how easy a one-button mouse is, how great the benefits of the "genie" effect are, and act like BSD was just invented. Unfortunately, if you want to be famous, you have to be a Mac user. Despite all their idiotic fanboys, Apple has still done some cool things. They did create the Apple II. Also, they made the world aware of the dogcow. iMacs are also really pretty to look at, and they make 8-year-old girls want to go out and buy jelly beans. Apple has borne an unearthly hatred for Microsoft ever since being marooned on Ceti Alpha V, but Bill Gates still does not mind raking in the cash from all those Microsoft Office sales. According to a survey taken in early 2000, Apple had sold a total of 315 Macs to customers on two continents. However, with Apple's recent success, these figures have seen a great increase. A moar recent study shows that Apple now has 908 owners on 3 continents, all of which are female college students, gay hipsters, or old people with poor eyesight who mistook a MacBook for a lime-green George Foreman Grill. This leaves Apple only slightly behind Microsoft's user base of 4.6 billion (mostly non-retarded) customers. In June 2005, seven PowerPC fans gathered in Cupertino, California in order to collectively slit their wrists. This was meant to protest Apple's move to Intel, but instead provided welcome industrial dye for the new U2-endorsed, strawberry-flavored Mac Mini. Rumor Fact has it that after being questioned about Apple's move to Intel, Steve Jobs answered "I did it for the lulz". Apple's corporate slogan is "Fuck Different." If you want to know who a typical Apple user is, take a look at any one of the iMac commercials. Apple fans are people who like to be told what to do, and who cannot think for themselves, but merely like to hear one side of an argument from a biased source and never hear the other side of the argument. In other words, Liberals. Your average Apple consumer will be a 20-something Hipster named Grant with stupid chunky black plastic rimmed glasses and/or dyed black emo hair or a bald head (kind of like that fag Moby - who loves Apple so much that he was featured in the iPod introduction video). They are generally the kinds of people who major in lighting, attend modern art galleries on a regular basis, listen to Radiohead, drink cappuccino, eat organic shit, listen to Indie, and cry while masturbating furiously in the corner to stylistic, artistic, sepia colored pictures of Thom Yorke. They will generally live in either an ugly Victorian townhouse or some other area populated by pretentious champagne socialists. Mac users are to be avoided at all costs Remember that there's a world of difference between "acting intelligent" and actually "being intelligent" - of course, this statement could only resonate to the mind of a PC user, so you Apple Boys just ignore it and keep on reading. You'll quite often find your typical Apple consumer driving a pompous Eurotrash vehicle (e.g. BMW, SAAB, Volkswagen, Peugot), or Subaru with a kayak or pair of cross country skis on the roof, not because they needed it or really even wanted it, but because they felt it would set them aside from all those "other people" ('other people' being those who don't act like faggots). | | Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 | | 8:52 pm |
Daniel says: so I have sunday off John says: yep John says: check the roster Daniel says: excellent, now I can kill all the orphans in the world! THANKS TO YOU JOHN! Daniel says: BWAHAHA | | Friday, April 24th, 2009 | | 7:34 pm |
| | Friday, April 10th, 2009 | | 4:00 am |
I was ok untill I had to say goodbuy forever.....and now i'm just crying....
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.
Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you
Sing
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.
Floss
Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..
Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.
I'm not as strong as I like to think on the inside. I want refuse to accept the terms and conditions of my mortality but not at the cost that I have to go though this with everyone I know. I would rather have it all end right now, one beautiful explosion with Z and I at point zero. I have to die with her. | | Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 | | 11:02 pm |
Smacky_Wolf says: you should start smoking malboros Smacky_Wolf says: so you can say Smacky_Wolf says: real men smoke malboro Aitken, Awesomeschwitz "90 Days To Pay Or Get The Repo Treatment" says: you smoke cock Smacky_Wolf says: you smoke cock Smacky_Wolf says: to me Smacky_Wolf says: and we can chortle Aitken, Awesomeschwitz "90 Days To Pay Or Get The Repo Treatment" says: I can do that with any ciggarette Smacky_Wolf says: then why don't you, dan? you're taking all the magic out of this relationship Smacky_Wolf says: i thought it was the end when you started shooting unicorns Smacky_Wolf says: but you continiously find new and horrible ways to destroy the magic Smacky_Wolf says: :TEAR: Aitken, Awesomeschwitz "90 Days To Pay Or Get The Repo Treatment" says: I'm sorry, I was too busy shitting in this cauldron of dreams to hear you over the sound of burning wands... Smacky_Wolf says: that's alright Smacky_Wolf says: a cat is fine too | | Thursday, March 26th, 2009 | | 2:18 pm |
҉̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HE W ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉HO S͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ I~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙NG S͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HE COMES͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HE COMES͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HE COMES͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝ ҉̔̕~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇THE SO͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ N~G ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉T ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HA ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇T E ͡҉ ND ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉S ~ ҉: ͡҉T ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HE E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇A R҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇TH : ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~HE ͡҉ ҉̔̕WHO͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟ WA͡҉ ҉̔̕̚~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ITS BEHIND ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇THE ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉WALL ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HE COMES͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝ : ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~HE ͡҉ ҉̔̕WHO͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟ WA͡҉ ҉̔̕̚~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ITS BEHIND ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇THE ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉WALL ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇͡҉ : ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~HE ͡҉ ҉̔̕WHO͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟ WA͡҉ ҉̔̕̚~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ITS BEHIND ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇THE ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉WALL ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇͡҉ : ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~HE ͡҉ ҉̔̕WHO͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟ WA͡҉ ҉̔̕̚~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ITS BEHIND ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇THE ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉WALL ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇͡҉ | | Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009 | | 9:43 pm |
the hetero-fascist sterility conspiracy thing? Well, no fucking way, pal!
I've got my own shit to worry about. I've lived in 49 shared households in what seems like as many years. I've been ripped off, raided, threatened, burned out, shot at, cheated on, scabbed in every one of those years. My beds are foam slabs on the floor, my cupboards are stacks of stolen milk crates! I've lived with tent-dwelling bank clerks, albino moon tanners, nitrous suckers, psycho fucking drama queens, ACID EATERS, MUSHROOM FARMERS, FUCKING BROTHEL CRAWLERS, FRIDGE-PISSERS, HARDCORE SEPARATIST LESBIANS, AND AN OBSCURELY-TITLED JAPANESE GIRL! AND NOW THE BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD IN THE FUCKING WORLD WON'T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME! I'M IN A PSYCHO FUCKING NIGHTMARE FROM HELL, AND I'M FUCKING FED UP WITH IT! So I suggest, pal, that you tune in, and chill fucking out. | | Thursday, February 26th, 2009 | | 1:30 pm |
I'm kinda excited to see Watchman. He looks pretty cool, I like his inkblot mask. I guess in the movie he has some sort of god form where he turns blue and shit? I dunno, maybe that's what he's hiding under that detective get up, but I don't ever get that shit. I hate how American directors will pick up the trendiest manga and go "Oh, this looks good, let's make this a movie!" I shouldn't say anything though, I haven't read any of them nor have I seen the anime, but it looks like another stupid Hollywood scam to make money to me.  | | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 | | 10:38 pm |
Me: We'll get figure this out yet! Mark: Just think of the problem as a child.....Beatable | | Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 | | 1:14 am |
| | Monday, February 9th, 2009 | | 11:10 pm |
| | Thursday, December 18th, 2008 | | 2:41 am |
| | Saturday, December 6th, 2008 | | 2:58 pm |
| | Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 | | 10:14 am |
Three little kittens they lost their mittens, and they began to cry, "Oh mother dear, we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens." "What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens! Then you shall have no pie." "Meeow, meeow, meeow, now we shall have no pie." The three little kittens they found their mittens, And they began to cry, "Oh mother dear, see here, see here For we have found our mittens." "Put on your mittens, you silly kittens And you shall have some pie" "Meeow, meeow, meeow, Now let us have some pie." The three little kittens put on their mittens And soon ate up the pie, "Oh mother dear, we greatly fear That we have soiled our mittens." "What! soiled you mittens, you naughty kittens!" Then they began to cry, "Meeow, meeow, meeow" Then they began to sigh. The three little kittens they washed their mittens And hung them out to dry, "Oh mother dear, do you not hear That we have washed our mittens." "What! washed your mittens, you are good kittens." But I smell a rat close by, "Meeow, meeow, meeow" we smell a rat close by... | | Saturday, September 27th, 2008 | | 10:58 am |
| | Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 | | 8:07 am |
| | Monday, June 16th, 2008 | | 2:04 am |
Technology has advanced far beyond me
So I made a facebook to get club photos. Entered my name and email then proceeded to the next step. How is it that people I've not spoken to in over 4 years have added me before i made the fucking thing? |
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